When Ditto was young her trainer never let her play with the other kids. Her trainer was abusive, and went out of his way to beat her and tell her she was useless. :I Ditto never got to be the Princess she wanted to be, and got into drugs at a young age. Ditto needed drug money, and set up the daycare system...
It's not the daycare couple you're paying when you take a pokemon out. ;D
I'd be a ditto, coz I'm a ho- I mean...
I'd probably be something like a pidgey, or a rattatta. XD
It's not the daycare couple you're paying when you take a pokemon out. ;D